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Lisa and Kim's AMAZING story!
Stuck Mojo eating mushrooms in a pub with Chris Jericho, and Chris Jericho’s stalker is very fun until Rich Ward decided to get up and show everyone how good his kung fu was. After that, a platypus appeared out of nowhere, and it steals all the mushrooms!! Then the platypus decided to go and get a drink of beer, nice cold beer. But the barmaid wouldn’t serve the poor platypus because he looked underage. So the platypus put on an Irish accent and the barmaid said “Oh my! You’re suddenly old enough. I’m going to serve you now, because you have an Irish accent”. But the platypus, spilt the beer all over his big toe. And then the platypus started pole dancing, and everybody in the pub decided that the pole dancing was good, so Stuck Mojo got jealous and decided to get up and play a gig there and then. So then the platypus got really really jealous so he brought in a monkey wearing a top hat and a walking stick, and the monkey danced to a jukebox. But that still wasn’t enough for the platypus, he wanted more. So he grabbed some old beggar off the street, pulled him in, and he had a basket with a snake in, and he tried to play this little flute thing, so he could charm the snake. But then suddenly, Brian Johnson from AC/DC appeared in the doorway, and he sang in his high-pitched voice ‘cos I’m baack in blaack…’ and everyone was very distraught. This caused Mojo to drop all their instruments, which made Rich break his custom Zakk Wylde Les Paul guitar, and he broke down and cried in tears. And then the whole pub says ‘Awwwwwww’ and then Lisa runs in and comforts Rich and then he is happy again. And Chris’ mind went blank, because he dropped his microphone, and when he went to pick it up again, he forgot all the lyrics. Then, John Cena appeared in the pub and said in his chav-ish ways ‘Ah mate I’m gonna beat the shit outta you cos I’m hardcore like innit’. Then Chris Jericho hit him in the face and his cap falls off, and he’s really really upset because he doesn’t look so much like a chav anymore, and then a fat penguin appears and picks his cap up, and waddles away with it, then Cena chases it, and everybody laughs. So then, everybody goes outside, wanting to see all the action, and then when they go out, they find John Cena and the fat penguin bouncing on a bouncy castle. And Rich and Chris decide that they want to join in, because they’re big kids, so they get on the bouncy castle and start jumping around, and Cena doesn’t like it because he doesn’t like Chris, and he gets jealous that he’s got no space left on the bouncy castle because theyre pushing him off. And then Stuck Mojo, Lisa and Chris Jericho’s stalker all get on the bouncy castle and then they jump around, and all the chavs were gone, so they were happy. But then the fat penguin gets a nasty idea, and he put something on the pipe that leads to the bouncy castle, so all the air gets caught, then the bouncy castle gets really inflated, then blows up, and everyone goes flying into the sky. And they landed on a cloud, and on the cloud there was lots of fairy’s, so they all dressed up like fairies and were casting spells on stuff.
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Jokes
This man walks into a taxi booking place thing and he says to the man in there "I want you to call me a taxi" and the bloke goes "OK, you are a taxi."
Knock knock,
Who's there?
I AM!!!!!!
(I heard that on Spongebob so its good)
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
Thanks to Kate for these jokes
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope attached to a helicopter, ten men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die. They couldn't decide who should go, so finally the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because woman were used to giving up things for there husbands and children, giving in to men and not receiving anything in return, When she had finished speaking all the men clapped. Never underestimate the power of a woman!
There were two cows eating grass in a field, one cow goes 'mooooooooooo' the other cow thinks 'oh, i was gonna say that?'
Thanks for this joke Han! A man goes to a doctor and says 'Doctor doctor! I have a really bad urge to strip naked and wrap myself in cling-film' and the doctor says 'Well I can clearly see, you're nuts'.
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This is one of my favourite pictures
This is a picture my friend drew on paint. It's me [Kimothy], Frankie [Franzle] and Laura [Laurinkle]. Good album cover? |
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